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terriblymisguided ([personal profile] terriblymisguided) wrote in [personal profile] larger_world 2021-03-11 05:10 am (UTC)

"Hm, let's see," Klaus says, laughing and turning his head to bite softly at the side of Harley's palm. "There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. You've heard this one, right?"

He laughs and presses a kiss to the side of her head before taking another long sip from his drink. As much as he likes Harley, it was hard enough to recite any serious poetry in front of Obi-Wan. "Something about fucking his own ear?"

After another sip, he leans over to set his glass on the coffee table. "Averross. That wasn't the hot one with the tentacles, was it?"

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